Mmmm… Hawaiian Bagel Bites
Instagram chef ‘Jacques La Merede’ has been skillfully plating junk food to look like fancy, high end cuisine… Poking a little fun at Haute cuisine, of course.
While the parody account remains anonymous, the Instagram chef, who posted his first dish this February, has already gained over 31k followers.
For the latest tasty “gourmet style” junk food posts, follow @chefjacqueslamerde
SPAM TORCHON WITH FUZZY PEACHES, WHITE CHEESE BALLS AND NUTS WITH LOCAL GREENS
THIS IS A DUO OF POGOS WITH MARBLE CHEEZE SLICES, HONEY HAM ROSETTES, SPONGEBOB SQRPANTS ZOODLES AND MUSTARD TEARS
FILET O FISH VALUE MEAL !!!! FRENCH FRY PUREE, WARM BREADED FISH SLAB, TARTAR SAUCE SPHERES AND COLESLAW ASH
HAY BAKED HOT POCKETS WITH HIDDEN VALLEY BACON RANCH SPHERES AND A PUREE OF ZOODLES (WHOLE WHEAT)
DUNKIN MUNCHKINS, BIRTHDAY CAKE OREO SOIL, SNICKERS HACHE, SHAMROCK SHAKE FLUID GEL!!! ALMOST 4GOT MOOSETRACKS ICE CREAM QUENELLE!
ON OUR MENU WE CALL THIS “THE HUNGRY MAN DINNER” B/C ITS ACTUALLY A HUNGRY MAN DINNER. (BROWNIE NOT PICTURED!!!)
MICROWAVED SPICY BEEF N’ BEAN BURRITO, BEEF JERKY, WISHBONE CAESAR CREMA AND LEMON LIME GATORADE SPHERES FOR A HIT OF ACIDITY. YES, THAT IS ZESTY CHEESE DORITOS SOIL
RASPBERRY POPTART PARFAIT W/ VANILLA SNACKPACK + GRAPE CRUSH SCENTED GEL AND ENHANCED W/ MIKE N IKES, CRY BABIES AND FRUITY MENTOS
HAWAIIAN BAGEL BITES, CHEETOS, BABY CARROT + RANCH PUREE, SMALL VEGETABLES AND CHIPOTLE OIL
CHEF BOYARDEE BEEF RAVIOLI, SHARDS OF TRISCUIT CRACKER AND A MIRACLE WHIP CREMA
HOSTESS CUPCAKE W/ RAINBOW DUNK-A-ROOS, YOGURT RAISINS, SOME NIBZ AND STRBUCKS MOCHA FRAP CAVIAR. TINY MINT AND A PIECE OF FANCY MOSS!
I CALL THIS DISH “BUGS ON A STICK” B/C THE CRAISINS R THE “BUGS” AND THE CHEEZE WHIZ/CELERY IS THE STICK. ALSO CELERY SODA CAVIAR, GRAHAM CRKR SOIL, CANOLA OIL PWDR + KALE SHREDS
Source
http://www.firstslice.com/chef-takes-junk-food-to-another-level/